BUY ME SOMETHING

Everyone knows my mantras...I have a few. The standard "It's all about me" is first on the list. But the one that goes along with that is "Buy me something". Everytime some tells me they're going shopping, I say "Buy me something". I'm not all that particular as to what that something is just so long as I get something. If you had to stop and think about me, then I'm happy!

Sometimes the mantra doesn't work, but when it does, it's worth it!Like today for example. I opened my mailbox only to find a small package from my sister back home. It's not my birthday, anniversary, or any other special occasion so I know it has to be a "just because" package. I rip it open to find a letter and a small boxed item. I open the letter and read..."I haven't slept for two days just thinking I missed an opportunity. And a voice in my head kept saying "buy me something". That little voice was me ... you say something often enough it actually sinks in and subliminal messages hit you whenever you go shopping now.

She passed up the opportunity to buy this item the first time she went to the store, but as you can see, she was haunted until she returned to the store and bought it for me! What is it? Well, it's something I didn't already have and I'm wearing it right now! My wonderful sister bought me a tube of "Chicken Poop Lip Junk"! And, believe it or not, it actually says on the box...contains no poop!

And just in case you're feeling a little jealous and would like a little Chicken Poop Lip Junk of your very own, you can go to http://www.ilovechickenpoop.com/ and get some poop of your own! Oh, and while you're there, don't forget to BUY ME SOMETHING!